For D2C HEALTH AND BEAUTY ECOM BRANDS

We'll Beat Your Current Control's CVR Within 30 days Of Launch Or Rewrite It Free Until We Do

Tired of 0.3% conversion lifts? We guarantee 20-40% improvements or we work free until we deliver.

THE PROBLEM & THE SOLUTION

Your Ads Work. Your Funnel Doesn't.You're burning $10-20k+ monthly on traffic because your funnel sounds exactly like your competitors.Everyone spies on each other, uses the same angles, and fights over the same customers.
Result: bleeding money while customers price shop.We Find Your Hidden Mechanism.Forget generic benefits everyone claims. We dig into your clinical research and formulation docs to find your product's unique mechanism - how it actually works at a molecular level.Then we build your entire funnel around this one ownable angle your competitors can't copy. That's how you stop competing on price and become the only logical choice.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SCALE

You get a complete funnel system built on your unique mechanism - not just one landing page.
We write your:
- long-form advertorials that pre-sell skeptical buyers
- high-converting sales pages that close
- VSL scripts that hold attention,
- native ads that don't scream "ad",
- UGC scripts that sound authentic
All based on real product mechanisms.

BEAT YOUR CONTROL OR IT'S FREE

Simple promise: We beat your current funnel's conversion rate in 30 days or we keep working free until we do.
No "it takes time to test." No "the market is tough right now." No excuses.
If we don't beat your control, we'll rewrite your funnel as many times as it takes. Free. You can cancel anytime. You keep all the copy.
Why can we guarantee this?
Because mechanism-based funnels always beat benefit-based funnels. It's science, not hope.

OUR PROCESS

1. Research - We dig through your clinical studies and formulation docs to find your unique mechanism2. Angle Creation - We develop 3 different ways to position your mechanism that competitors can't copy3. Funnel Writing - We rewrite everything: landing pages, VSLs, emails, upsells - all based on your mechanism4. Test & Scale - We launch everything at once, kill what doesn't work, scale what beats your control

WHO WE WORK WITH

We ONLY work with:- D2C Health, Wellness and Beauty brands spending minimum $10k/month on adsPlease do NOT book a call if you do not qualify the above.